"All right, here’s the deal y’all, gas is expensive, but I got a plan.
Giving them a pathway to citizenship… in the United State of Alaska.
Alaska’s good for two things: oil and storin’ Mexicans, and right now she’s operating at about 50% capacity.
They’ll love it. Put a Mexican next to an Eskimo and tell me they’re different!
They’re short, brown, and chubby.
An adobe’s just an igloo made out of cow shit. I’ve seen pictures.
Then, just like the Sunnis that married the Shiites, these Alaskicans will love us and give us all their oil.
Look, what the hell do you want from me?
Blow me. I’m out."