Thursday, April 24, 2008


“You know the deal: give me your watch, your wallet, and your women. What’s that candle stick made out of?”

The military is testing a new weapon called the Gryphon attack glider. Congratulations America, we found a way to even make gliding violent.

Special Forces troops would be able to jump out of planes at 30,000 feet and glide at 135 mph with 100 lbs of weaponry. But they wouldn’t need any of it, because if this guy swoops down into Iraq at 135 mph with wings on his back and a mothra helmet and mask, he won’t need to shoot a single haji-- everyone will just shit themselves and have a heart attack.

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