“In the unlikely event of an emergency landing, don’t come cryin’ to me. I got my own peace to make with God.”
Only clowns and whores wear red shoes. You call this one.
Newt Gingrich takes his second wife’s photo with a cut-out of the Pope, because he deserted his first wife while she was on her deathbed for this one.
“This needs to be perfect. You don’t want to see an angry German Pope.”
“But Moooom, I’ll get my ass kicked.”
“Which one’s most likely to get me into heaven?”
In case your child’s not an honor student.
These are the Knights of Columbus. I’m not putting change in their jar at the 7-11 anymore.
It’s one thing to be gay, but these guys are delusional.
If he takes off his shirt, the childhood scars from his Priest’s fingernails on his back say the same thing.