Thursday, April 17, 2008

HAMSTER FLU KILLS 3!

"You want me to go where?"

Three people have died after receiving organ transplants from a person who was infected with a rare rodent disease that came from a hamster from Petsmart. For now, the disease doesn’t seem to be spreading, but if it moves to gerbils, we could have a plague so scandalous that it even makes AIDS blush.

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