Tuesday, April 29, 2008

MORE SHARK ATTACKS!

The weird part is, somewhere, in some dark basement, there’s some weird guy who gets off on shark bite scars, and when this picture came out, he dropped to his knees and thanked God as he came. For so many years, the "college girl shark wound" searches came back with no hits, then one day...

In the last 3 days, there have been 3 shark attacks at New Smyrna Beach in Florida. Well, that’s what you get for going to the beach, while I have to sit here working. Fuck you.

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