Monday, April 14, 2008


“Voters like a candidate they can have a beer with. How can we convince voters Hillary’s the candidate they can have a beer with?”
"How about we show her having a beer with voters?"

“Cheers to beers, guns, god, and America! I’m a normal person!”

“So, what kind of beer is this?”

Hammond, Indiana Mayor Tom McDermott won’t go much further in politics, because he’s clearly sick of putting up with the bullshit.

Cross-eyed, necklace turned backwards, and an actual smile breaking through the botox. For once she’s not faking it-- Hillary’s drunk.

“God, it’s been a long time since I stared at the ceiling. Feels good.”

“Ha! I said ‘sotally tober!’”

Still drunk.

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