Tuesday, April 15, 2008


"It's because we gave Tila Tequila an Oscar, isn't it?"

Today scientists phoned in a report that there is a very good chance Southern California will be hit by a major earthquake in the next 30 years. It’s not a particularly helpful announcement, considering I learned that in the 4th grade, in a school with a fairly week science department.

But let’s be honest, we deserve it. In fact, I would lose faith in any sort of universal justice if at least one rich, wining celebutwat, reality actress wasn’t eaten by the Earth in my lifetime.

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