Wednesday, April 16, 2008


"Yeah, well, I got your social security number right here!"

The nation’s largest producer of chicken, Pilgrim’s Pride, has been raided for using illegal labor and supplying them with stolen social security numbers. First off, it seems like America’s largest producer of chicken should be a really slutty chicken, not a factory.

However, if an illegal Mexican worker uses my social security number to pluck chickens, does that mean he’s paying into my social security retirement fund?

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