Thursday, April 17, 2008

THE POPE'S A BLOODY, GAPING ASSHOLE

"Johnny, do you like cowboys, God, and secrets? Well, saddle up, buckeroo!"

In his first public Mass in America, the Pope blamed our society for causing all the sexual abuse within the Catholic Church. Unless, he's blaming the unholy manufacturers of those cute little camper shorts, I don't think he has a third leg to lean on. Perhaps we should also blame the manufacturer of mattress his priests fucked the kids on. Damn tempting mattresses.

The Pope said, "What does it mean to speak of child protection when pornography and violence can be viewed in so many homes through media widely available today?" Yes, tits on HBO are worse than a grown man using the name of God to shame, silence, and mouth fuck an 8 year-old boy.

Jesus Christ, it’s his first mass in America, and he blames us for all the kids his priests fucked. Looks like the Pope has grown beyond his Nazi youth upbringing to become an even bigger son of a bitch.

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