Tuesday, April 29, 2008

RICE IRRATIONS

"Dear God! This rice will only last me 5 years!"

National warehouse chains like Costco and Sam’s club are rationing rice sales to as few as one bag per customer, which sounds horrible for Asian families, but I’m white: I eat meat, and meat eats corn. What? There’s a worldwide corn shortage forming too? Holy shit! Let’s burn down a Costco!

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