Tuesday, April 22, 2008


Even the wisest beings in the universe can't figure out why so many people move to Phoenix.

Mysterious red lights have appeared in the sky over Phoenix for the past two nights. The lights apparently formed a square, then triangle, and then were chased off by military planes. Officials from nearby Luke Air Force base said they weren’t testing anything and the FAA and ground control from Phoenix could not identify the aircrafts. However, no one has realized the most likely case that it is a floating priest drifting up from Brazil on helium balloons, trade winds, and a prayer.

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