Thursday, May 15, 2008

BRITS OPEN X FILES!

This grainy, black and white, 50 year-old photo from Brazil provides irrefutable proof of the existence of both UFO's and giant hairs in the sky.

Great Britain is opening their government files on UFO’s to the public. The records include several reports filed by police officers and air traffic controllers.

The X-file release comes at an interesting time, following the Vatican’s admission that aliens could exist, but it offers quite the quandary. On the one hand, I automatically don’t believe anything the Vatican says, but on the other hand, everything a person with a British accent says is true.

At least they sound more believable than most Americans who see 'em and Bosnians too.

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