Wednesday, May 7, 2008

CONSERVATIVES HAPPIER THAN LIBERALS

Perhaps if liberals took the time out of their day to sit down and bottle feed their baby chimp, they'd be happier too.

A new study says Republicans are happier than Democrats, which only proves the old adage, “ignorance is bliss.” But then again, being a pompous ass will get you punched in the throat. I’d imagine independents like myself are the most pissed off, because we know both parties are full of shit and fucking us all.

It’s also important to note that a poor, conservative, beaten wife who’s even more scared of Jesus than her husband is a lot more likely to lie and say she’s happy.

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