Thursday, May 22, 2008

COURT TO HEAR CHIMPS PLEAS FOR HUMAN RIGHTS

“Please! Please! Please! Please!"

A European court has agreed to hear a case requesting human rights for a chimp. Matthew currently lives at an Austrian zoo that is shutting down, and one of his trainers wants custody of the chimp so she can continue to care for him, but in Austria you can only have custody of a person, not an animal. It’s kind of a confusing case, but I must say, you’ve come a long way, country that birthed Hitler. Or is this even more insulting to the Jews?

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