Tuesday, May 6, 2008

EARTHQUAKE TARGETS DC!

Japan knows why they got hit in 2004, but they don’t like to talk about it. It’s gross.

A small Earthquake just hit Northern Virginia. The shake registered 1.8 on the rector scale, which isn’t that big, and some witnesses said it sounded like a bomb, so on the bright side, it might just be the military blowing up our own country.

If your keeping score that’s about the 100th earthquake in the past week, following a cyclone that killed up to 63,000 people, all sorts of volcanic activity, and up to 30 tornadoes. Vote carefully North Carolina and Indiana.

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