Monday, May 19, 2008

GOD BLESSED TEXAS, NOT TEXANS

"Now technically speakin’, the Bible don’t say nothin’ about the age of consent, and if you really want to get down to it, the Good Book don’t mention an age of rape neither."

Joe Barron, a minister Prestonwood Baptist Church in Dallas was arrested on Friday in an internet sex sting after he drove 200 miles to have sex with a 13 year-old girl. While the molesting a young girl is deplorable, at last we finally have a tangible difference between Protestants and Catholics.

There is no defense for this pervert, but considering that he is a minister at a megachurch in Dallas, I guess he just isn’t used to interacting to people with above a 7th grade education.

Personally, I’m not surprised. Partially because this kind of shit happens all the time, and also because the necessity of believe in a huff-footed and horned-headed, malicious devil running a retributive Hell for eternity seems to imply a lack of an innate sense of morality. Basically, if you need motivation NOT to fuck a 13 year-old girl, you got issues, so don’t judge me.

But hey, at least he never said “God damn America.”

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