Monday, May 12, 2008

JESUS CHRIST, ENOUGH WITH THE EARTHQUAKES!

The funny thing about Chinese earthquakes is, 30 minutes after you have one, lots of people are dead.

Today there was a 7.8 magnitude earthquake in China that may have killed up to 10,000 people. Despite the fact that this blog is about the end of the world, I really wish these quakes would stop. For one thing, they’re killing lots of people, and for another, I am completely running out of earthquake jokes. Same thing goes for you, tornadoes.

I always thought this blog would be about the metaphorical end of the world, but it turns out we're knee deep in the real shit.

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