“Trust me, I lost this war 40 years ago, I can lose it again today!”
“Oh! My pills!”
Number one sign you’re too old to be president: you need a step stool to get off the straight talk express.
Politics of exchange.
2:1 odds he’s wearing his other glasses under those.
Do you love McCain or having your picture taken? Cause you’re looking at the camera not him.
“I’m sorry I called the Catholic Church “a great whore,” but I don’t know why you’re being so faggy about it.”
“I don’t see why everyone’s so upset. This Shiite neighborhood seems pretty safe.”
“Looks just like Detroit to me.”
It was a nice peaceful hike until Larry yelled, “Charlie!”
“Psst! Push him!”
McCain lights up when his staff tells him he’s done in time for the early bird special.