Monday, May 19, 2008

JOHN MCCAIN: LIAR OR CRAZY OLD COOT WHO DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE? PHLOG

Going on SNL makes candidates relatable, you know, like that time you were on Weekend Update.

I guarantee there was a 20 minute fight in the car about whether or not these glasses made McCain look younger or “like a stupid jackass.”

"I will not talk to our enemies."

"Everyone from Kennedy to Reagan met with the Soviets, and we won that war."


"Iran is a bigger threat to American than the USSR was."

"But the USSR had dozens of 50 kiloton nuclear weapons pointed at us, and Iran has zero. Hell, even their guns are old Soviet factory seconds."

"Iran is training Al Queda insurgents."

"Iran is a Shiite theocracy, sworn to the destruction of Sunnis such as Al Queda."

"Iran is supplying weapons to insurgents in Iraq."

"Last week, even Bush's Pentagon admitted that’s not true."

“Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran!"

"Jesus fucking Christ!"

"Nigger."

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