Tuesday, May 27, 2008

MEXICAN NAVY DECLARES WAR ON SHARKS!

Rear Admiral Garcia is in charge of making the motorboat noise.

Two swimmers were killed and one was maimed by sharks off the coast of Mexico yesterday. In response, Mexico has called in their Navy to fight the killer fish. Who will win in this battle between the sharks and el Navy? Well, let’s just say, before today, I knew sharks existed, and I can guarantee they won’t be eliminated do to budgetary constraints next year.

Want more shark attacks? Here, here, and here

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