Wednesday, May 7, 2008

MORTGAGE CRISIS HITS BEE HIVES

The bees on his junk are actually the least of this guy's problems.

A new report shows that our honey bee population has dropped 36% from last year, and last year it dropped 32% from the previous year. That’s a total loss of over 56% over two years. The phenomenon of male bees leaving their hives is called Colony Collapse Disorder, and is causing quite a stir, but why is it when bees do this everyone freaks out that the world is ending, but when humans do it, we blame rap music? Maybe deadbeat dad's are just out pollinating other flowers.

The fear is, without bees, all our plants will die off after they are not pollinated. So we can either sit here panicking, or do something and go outside and start dipping our balls in flowers.

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