Tuesday, May 13, 2008

VATICAN PUTS SCIENTIFIC REPUTATION ON THE LINE

A rare photo of Pope Andre III.

A spokesman for the Vatican said today that it is acceptable for Catholics to believe in extraterrestrial life, because even aliens would be considered God’s creation, plus, if a woman can bare the fleshy son of an omnipotent God, who can heal the blind, walk on water, and then rise from the dead, it's not that big of a leap to accept that those lights in the sky might have been something.

How did you think Jesus walked on the water anyway? Alien technology!

I'm glad to know, I'm not the only one who noticed the similarities between “Passion of the Christ” and “E.T.” I just can't believe how mean those Jews were to that poor alien!

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