Tuesday, May 6, 2008


Sacrifice a virgin? No, this fuckin' volcano needs a first class whore.

The main island of Hawaii has been covered by volcanic smog for the past few days, which is filling the sky and killing crops. Meanwhile down in Chile a volcano has erupted, spewing lava, and sending a cloud of ash 12 miles into the sky.

In the olden days, people used to think that God was pissed off when volcanoes erupted; now however, we know it for sure. Hey God, I got nothing to do with these other fuckers down here!

On the bright side, now that they're covered in ash, some Chileans may be able to pass as the white gods they thought the Spaniards were. That should be good for a free lunch or two.

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