Wednesday, May 28, 2008

WHITE BABIES FOR SALE!

You can't buy a baby. Just take it.

A Canadian couple has been arrested after offering their baby for sale on Craigslist for $10,000 Canadian. Most shocking of all? That’s more than $10,000 American. Good God, we’re fucked.

However, Craigslist clearly isn’t catching on in Europe, as a German couple was arrested for putting their baby up for sale on Ebay, for just 1 euro. The German couple claims it was a joke, which I believe, first off, because it's not that funny, and they're German. Secondly, German babies aren't just white, they're some of the whitest babies around, so the idea of selling one for just a euro is clearly in jest. Hell, Asian babies are even expensive, and they're fucking every where.

But in the end, I think I’d rather go to jail in Berlin than try to explain a joke to a German court.

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