Over 840 separate fires are burning in the state of California. A lightening storm that struck ground 6,000 times is blamed for the fires, but I wouldn’t rule out the possibility that God has a 14 year-old pyromaniac son.
“How about this, son. Until I give you another update, you just assume we’re fucked. Really, really fucked.”
“Cmon Mac, stay positive. When they rebuild this town, you’ll be able to fuck every woman and her daughter that live here.”
Sucks to loose your home. Sucks to loose your lawnmower. Really fucking sucks to loose your three-wheeler.
Poor deer. But with that much heat, you know she’s gonna be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
Considering the irony that half of America is under water as California burns, I think God may be trying to teach us a lesson: you all suck.