When your last best chance to be President is to cruise around in a one car parade on an island that can’t even legally vote in Presidential elections, you’re fucked.
Seriously? This is what it’s come down to? I hope the car horn plays “La cucaracha”
“What time do we need to be back on the ship? I want to get a taco, from some place clean. Oh look, a pizza hut!”
I believe this is what marketers refer to as “an active lifestyle.”
Most Puerto Ricans actually don’t want to be Americans. I can see why.
Hillary Clinton speaks to the union representing actors who play doctors in pharmaceutical commercials.
That little girl is giving Hillary the finger.
She’s not waving to Hillary. She’s waving at the camera.
Puerto Ricans love a parade. And driving slowly and honking your horn counts as a parade in Puerto Rico.
The Hillary campaign started making these posters to compete with the Che Geuvara photoshop filter Obama posters, but instead of making her look like a populist, she looks like an over the hill, multimedia German artist from the late 80’s.
Oh, you’re friends with Puerto Rican rappers? I guess you should be President.
“Dad, stop goofing around!”
Yes, it does say “Presidente” but I’d like to reiterate, one more time, Puerto Ricans can’t vote in the Presidential election.
She looks like last week’s hardboiled egg.