Over 100 flights were delayed in India after hundreds of jackals, monitor lizards, and raptors flooded the runway and could not be removed. First off, I thought a raptor was a dinosaur, so that’s a bit unsettling. Secondly, I thought “monitor lizard” was a term for online hookers who meet you at truck stops. Or maybe this guy.
If I lived in a country where flights were grounded because of lizards and jackals, I don’t think I’d want to fly. That’s some pretty nasty shit for a plane to encounter on the ground. God knows what’s in the sky.
I think whether or not reptiles ground your commercial flights may be the distinguishing factor between a first and second world country.