Thursday, June 19, 2008


Looks like they modeled the robot's ass to match an Asian woman's.

Japanese company Sega Toys has created a friendly female companion robot for lonely men named EMA. The robot is only 15 inches tall but can blow kisses, sing, and dance, and is sure to create a boom economy for Japanese proctologists.

Sega claims the robot is “curved and creased in all the right places,” which I have to assume means it has a vagina. Coming in at only 15 inches tall, I’m guessing the main point of EMA is to finally make a Japanese man feel like he has a big dick.

More than half of the world’s robot population lives in Japan, which I have to admit is somewhat convenient. The two things I trust least are both on the same island. The only question is, which will snap first?

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