I’m guessing somebody has already photoshopped a big dick into this picture, or maybe just some hairy, meaty hands clinched on her shoulders from behind.
When will women’s tennis take a hint from beach volleyball and finish the job they started, completely exploit the broads, and put them in bikinis? Add just a little more skin and mic the grunts, then all of the sudden you have a pay-per-view sensation.
In all my fantasies of having sex with Maria Sharapova, until now I never imagined she would be raping me.
I love it when tennis chicks shove the balls up in their panties, but sometimes I wonder where they go when I can’t see the bulge.
You can only get that look on Maria’s face by growing up in a country that has no legal definition of rape. Dating must have sucked.
How many people have looked at this picture and not thought about shoving that racket up her cooch? Maybe three?
If you ever come across a woman that looks this good in Russia, and she’s into you, be careful, because somebody’s about to take all your money kill you.
I know it’s hard to eat a banana and not look like you’re sucking a dick, but she’s covering her teeth with her lips for fuck’s sake.