Tuesday, June 10, 2008

MONKEYS LEARN TO FISH, TACKY ART TO FOLLOW

"What do you mean this doesn't count as fishing?"

Researches in Indonesia claim to have discovered a group of macaques that have learned to fish, which sounds pretty cool, but really they’re just grabbing the fish from a stream with their hands. Call me back when they get cute little monkey fishing poles, hats, and license plate frames that say, “I’d rather be fishin’.” Or maybe I’d settle to see a male monkey grunt, smack his monkey wife, and then go down to the lake to get drunk.

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