Tuesday, June 3, 2008

NEW AMAZON TRIBE INVENTED! PHLOG

“Shoot down the helicopter! It’s bringing, disease, intolerant religion, and credit card offers!”

Wonder if they helicopter's making them scared or hungry.

Has anyone double checked to make sure Mel Gibson isn’t filming another shitty foreign language hit-job on the Jews?

I’m so jealous of this tribe. None of them have office jobs, and look how big their houses are!

“What do you want to do today?”
“I don’t know—let’s paint ourselves red, then maybe get some lunch.”
“Cool.”

I’m not sure what they do for plumbing, but I’m pretty sure I’d want to live in the hut at the top of the hill.

For once, can the first people from the “civilized world to contact this tribe take fried chicken, drugs, rock n’ roll, and porn instead of Bibles? The Christians have gotten every other tribe in the world. Let’s just try one this way.

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