Tuesday, June 17, 2008

RUSSIA DOMINATES NATURE, SOME GUY'S ROOF

"Take that Godsky!"

Last week, a bag of cement mix crashed through a family’s roof in Russia, after the government released it and several other chemicals in an attempt to prevent it from raining on Russia Day.

Russian officials are keeping mum about the whole thing, but I don’t know why they’re being so secretive about it. If I could control nature and dictate the weather, I’d sure as hell brag about it, especially if the rest of my country barely had the technological know how rewire a toaster.

The family that owns the house, turned down a $2000 settlement, saying they plan to sue the Russian government, which is just more proof that we won the shit out of the Cold War. What’s more American than suing the Russian government? Maybe Jesus in an Uncle Sam hat. Maybe.

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