Wednesday, June 4, 2008

RUSSIANS ARE GAY: PHLOG

Now those are some militant gays. Can you imagine how middle America would react if our gay rights protests were like this instead of a bunch of well groomed, shirtless dudes with tinkerbell wings and body glitter?

“We’re here, we’re queer, and we’ll kill every last fucking one of you than ream your lifeless anus until we rupture your large intestine...'ere!

“Stop it, Mom! The world needs to know!”

This protest has it all: pictures of Jesus, diagrams of anal sex, and sign with a chick in her underwear!

If that’s a real Russian lesbian, the internet has been lying to me.

“I want to be treated like human being, and to be famous dj.”

Instead of protesting for gay rights, why don’t they just be ordinary Russians, ‘cause really, they’re pretty gay. These guys are paratroopers.

“Nikolai! No! I told you not to do this here!”
“Shhh… press your leg up against mine…”

“That’s it queer boy! You’re going into a dark cell with me for a three hours!”

“That’s it… stop protesting… stop protesting… there you go…”

He doesn’t need the rainbow flag: his shirt matches his jacket, and in Russia that’s rarer than a human rights activist live blogging from an all you can eat buffet.

This guy must have very mixed emotions about…

This picture.

“I have conflicted boner.”

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