Monday, July 14, 2008

MISSIONARY STYLE

The calendar is gay, but his necklace is queer.

Chad Hardy, a Mormon missionary was excommunicated for publishing a calendar featuring shirtless missionaries and presumably for being a flaming homosexual.

But Chad can’t be that surprised, Mormons tend to handle sex like a drunken substitute science teacher with dry ice: they use thick gloves and long tongs, but still manage to burn children.

If he wanted to get away with making softcore Mormon porn, he should have used shirtless models with long hair and a beard and put them on a cross. Apparently, if that gives you a boner, you're not gay, just really religious.

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