If this isn’t Bigfoot, that means these guys found some poor, dead, hairy and naked guy leaning against a tree in the North Georgia mountains. That alone isn’t so bad, hell, throw in a bottle of whiskey, and it’s how I plan to go out. But having your corpse turn into a story on Fox News as two yokels drag it across the country in search of fame and cigarette money is a disgrace no one should be forced to suffer.
On Friday, the two men will unveil the results of scientific tests done on the Bigfoot. However, after having grown up in the area, I can confidently say I know how the test results will come back: hunting accident.
In the end, I just hope these two guys get a book deal and no ghostwriter. I would read that shit twice.