Thursday, August 7, 2008


A guy in jail who loves fried chicken... I know, he must be Jewish.

A New York man pleaded guilty to the murder of an Oregon man on the condition that he be given buckets of KFC and Popeye’s fried chicken in lieu of prison food. Now, I love fried chicken more than most things in this world, but this guy may like it more, because my number one concern about prison is getting fucked in the ass, and his is the availability of fried chicken.

I think it’s fair to say this guy loves fried chicken more than he hates prison ass rape. Either that or he has some brilliant plan about shoving a chicken bone up his ass to assault his rapist, which might work, because we all know chicken bones splinter.

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