It all starts Friday morning at 7 AM during the Olympic shooting competition.
Russia’s Natalia Paderina turns and puts a single bullet in the head of Georgia’s Nino Salukvadze, killing Georgia’s best hope for Olympic gold and a sovereign nation.
It’s a rallying call for Russian troops who are burnt out and have gotten sick of pretending to pull out of Georgia as they rape and pillage their neighbor.
So Russia goes balls to the wall, stealing, raping and pillaging Georgia. They even steal rapes from each other. It’s nasty.
So Condoleezza Rice takes a big stand and says she’d really prefer they stop… if that’s cool with them.
The start putting Condi masks on all their victims before they torture and rape them and steal their family heirlooms.
It’s fun, but little conciliation for their hurt feelings from almost being told not to do something.
So we retaliate by launching our entire nuclear arsenal at Russia, even though there are rumors the 13 year-old girl is faking the injury to get out of gym class.
At 8:43 PM EST Sunday, and we have blown up the entire planet, and the world has ended.