Tuesday, September 23, 2008

ANGRY INDIAN MOB KILLS CEO, CHANCES OF PROMOTION

"Why don't you try plugging in your modem, asshole!?!"

An angry mob of hundreds of laid-off workers in India attacked and killed the CEO of an Italian company they used to work for. One of the surviving executives said he simply locked himself in his office and prayed. I wonder who he prayed to? 

Sure he’s Italian, so you’d imagine it was Jesus, but from a purely pragmatic point ofview, when it comes fending off an angry Indian mob, you might be better served by a local god.

Mahakali here looks like he/she/it may be better at kicking a mob’s ass then some dude with bloody hands. 

Unless of course Mahakali is busy running the entire Dell help desk by his/her/itself.  


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