When a hot chick sings a song about making out with another girl, and it’s still annoying, you know it’s a bad song.
I don’t know whether to hate Pete Wentz as a TV host because I hate his music, or if I should respect him because he knows he’s going to need something other than music to rely on. That tux, however, is really pissing me off.
Christina Aguilera looks even scarier than she did when she was pregnant, and that’s really saying something.
When all of your success and fame comes from doing nothing, it must be really scary to watch that nothing start slipping away. There’s nothing to grasp too. Well, there’s pills, but you know…
“Hey, did y’all hear that, he said I’m his favorite mommy! And he wants tater tots! Mmm tater tots, y’all!”
“Don’t do anything to loose your time with the kids- left foot. Don’t do anything to loose your time with the kids- right foot. Don’t do anything to loose your time with the kids- left foot…”
“Well, I wasn’ expectin’ to win these three moon men, but this Nobel Prize is really a shock! Are you sure y’all ain’t makin’ fun of me?”