“It was the Republicans.”
“Hey look! I got a modular telephonic device! I’ll send you an electrogram message on my economic plan! I’m with it!”
Palin supporters have started holding up lipstick at rallies, which is really very fitting when you consider lipstick is merely a superficial, cosmetic change, not a substantive fix. It deceptively masks what is already there to better fit it into a male dominated hierarchy that refuses to change. Oh sure, you can pick your own shade, but it’s all the same.
“You want to know my experience on the economy? Well, you can see Russia from … wait, wrong one. Hold on… roll prompter…”
“Oh here, it is… we need to reach across partisan lines, and build a bridge to Wall Street, with taxpayer money.”
“I heard that neither of the Lehman brothers have even been to Iraqistan. Unlike the hard working people at NAME OF TOWN HERE!”
“Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac are God’s special children, and we will not abort them either!”
“Why do you people keep supporting the party of the wealthy? You could afford more guns and bibles under my economy! How's that work for you? Maybe a little?”