Friday, September 26, 2008

THE WORLD WILL END THIS SUNDAY AT 12:01 AM EST

Saturday, the House and Senate return to work, and in a classic grand standing gesture, both houses lock themselves in Congress and pledge not to come out until the reach a deal.

With McCain, Obama, and Biden all locked inside, Palin decides she’s in charge.

“I’m a hero!”

Bush is cool with it. He’s been looking forward to a break for a while.

Palin decides to meet with foreign leaders, not because she has any business to take care of, but since she did it once this week, it’s her largest avenue of experience.

“Hola!”

“India, what’s that?”

“It’s the world’s largest Democracy.”

“Democracy? Now you’re making up silly words!”

“Have you seen Russia? I have. It’s really little, but if you look hard, you can see it.”

“Say, would you like to attack Iran? You know you can if you want to.”

“Who the fuck was that?”

Later at 6:30 Saturday night, Palin announces that she went to the bank, and it was closed.

“I don’t know about you guys, but I’m freaking the heck out!”

With out realizing that banks are always closed at 6:30 on a Saturday night, America freaks the fuck out and riots.

Back in India, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh watches the whole thing unfold. He realizes what’s going on and feels bad for America, so he sends us a mercy nuke.

The mercy nuke strikes at 12:01 AM Sunday morning. We’re all dead, but probably better off than with Palin in charge. 

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