“Hmm, what if I sold my social security number to an illegal alien? I could get cash up front, and then he would pay into my social security account with all three of his jobs. Brilliant! Why isn’t anyone else doing this?”
Why would anyone cut up their Kroger card? That just gets you discounts on groceries. Further more, why would you trust a debt consolidation company that can’t even find a fifth real credit card for their ad?
When you only have room left on your JC Penny account and MCI long distance card, you’re super fucked.
The very first step towards ruining your credit.
“No, honey, I’m not trying to shame you, I’m just saying, if we’re spending $79 a month on a membership to adamsapples.com, I should at least know what it is.”
Are these people A) lining up for the soup kitchen this week, or B) lining up for a no questions mortgage 5 years ago?
Sure it sucks to loose your house, but when the bank forecloses on your shanty, it’s a real kick in the balls.
“Well, the bank offered me a million dollar loan, plus I work next door, mowing the lawn, so it just seemed like a smart move.”
You know times are tough when people are lining up for discount hotdogs.