Wednesday, October 15, 2008


Why? Because you’re an asshole, and you’re wearing a stupid hat.”

The FBI released a report today that says justifiable homicides have reached a 10-year peak, which really doesn’t surprise me, since everyone’s either a moron or an asshole these days.

Considering that in the past two weeks “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” has grossed more money than all of our banks combined, I think that rate may go even higher. Seems to me, even if you carpet bombed most of America, you’d still end up with about an 87% justifiable murder rate. 


Anonymous said...

If McCain/Palin win, can we write off abortion as justifiable homicide?


Peter Grumbine said...

if they win, I think a whole lot more will be written off as justifiable homicide. babies are just the beginning.