“Why? Because you’re an asshole, and you’re wearing a stupid hat.”
The FBI released a report today that says justifiable homicides have reached a 10-year peak, which really doesn’t surprise me, since everyone’s either a moron or an asshole these days.
Considering that in the past two weeks “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” has grossed more money than all of our banks combined, I think that rate may go even higher. Seems to me, even if you carpet bombed most of America, you’d still end up with about an 87% justifiable murder rate.