Monday, October 20, 2008

PALIN: PUSS IN BOOTS PHLOG

Knowing that Colin Powell would endorse Obama, over the weekend the McCain-Palin camp pulled out all the stops: sexy boots AND not-aborted retarded baby.

If there’s one thing I’ll never understand, it’s stupid people’s belief that if something rhymes, it’s true. “Green Eggs and Ham” is a great story, but I’m not going to eat rotten eggs just because Dr. Seus makes it rhyme.

It looks like the government hired some bad local actors to play secret service for Palin.

Republicans claim that celebrities who endorse Obama are out of touch with the average American, and then Lee Greenwood shows up at a rally dressed like this. That’s balls.

That little boy has the view of a lifetime and will now vote Republican until the day he dies.

"God bless the U.S.T’n’A!"

It’s all downhill from here, chubby.

“Can I see your horns?”

“Is Obama a terrorist?”

“That homemade sign with several grammatical errors says he is.”

Sarah Palin’s new move: the teapot spout.

It takes a complete lack of understanding of irony to be built like this man, and hold a sign with the word “gut” on it. 

To get this emotionally involved in a GOP vice presidential candidate you have to really regret your abortion.

I’m not exactly sure how the guy in the Obama mask is making fun of Barack. The truth is many plumbers are independent contractors who are hurting financially. Maybe he’s running around yelling “Dyn-o-mite!” also.

Finally, Republican men will stop complaining that there’s wives only let them do it missionary style, and democrats will get a chance to live out their rape fantasies. 

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