Tuesday, January 27, 2009

WAR! GOOD GOD! WHAT DOES IT GO FOR?

With two wars and the economic crisis, the defense department will have to make some cutbacks. We won’t be able to fight everyone and buy all the cool shit we want.”

“As of 3 PM yesterday, we’re over budget for the year…”

“and Raytheon cut off our line of credit. Something about no meeting minimum monthly payments for the past eight years.”

“But we’re all chipping in. Last week I broke my arm while I was in Afghanistan throwing bullets at the Taliban.”

“Yeah, I know, pretty badass."

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