Tuesday, February 3, 2009


Tom Daschle is clearly trying to change the subject from his tax problems to his ridiculous Sally Jesse Raphael glasses.

Former Senator Tom Daschle stepped down from his nomination of health and human services secretary following reports that he owed $120,000 in back taxes. Daschle is Obama’s third cabinet nominee to step down due to unpaid taxes.

I actually kind of feel bad for Obama: it’s like he’s a kid who finally made it to Disney World, but the first thing he saw when he got there was a greasy, hung-over carnie in a plush, headless Mickey Mouse costume smoking a cigarette and kicking a stray dog. But hey, even a beautiful woman has ugly intestines. 

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