Tuesday, February 10, 2009

MASS DOLPHIN SUICIDE ROCKS PHILIPINES!

"No, boys, the kitchen is that way!"

More than 200 dolphins beached themselves and died in Manila Bay. Boy, nothing ruins a day at the beach like seeing 200 adorable dolphins wiggle their way out of the water on shore, flop up next to your cooler, look you in the eye and gently whimper as they slowly choke to death for three hours. Big time downer.

And it gets worse, now the Philippines are totally vulnerable to a shark attack.

3 comments:

Cory said...

Man, I know the economy is hitting dolphins hard, but don't these guys know they can get recession counseling?

Anonymous said...

So long and thanks for all the fish...

Not a good sign.

Peter Grumbine said...

no kidding. what happens after the dolphins leave..? Oh yeah, not good.