Tuesday, February 17, 2009

NETWORK HEAD BEHEADS WIFE

I swear to Allah, if you forget to render your B-roll once more time, I’m gonna cut your fucking head off.”

Muzzammil Hassan, the founder and CEO of Bridges TV, a network designed “to show Muslims in a more positive light,” was arrested for beheading his wife in an honor killing.

I suppose their mission statement is working, because portraying Muslims as a highly ironic people is still “a more positive light” than most the stuff on Fox News.

Sure, networks are cutting staff left and right these days, but this has to be a union violation. And I thought I had worked for some harsh douches at Comcast.

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