Monday, February 23, 2009

STOCK MARKET BREAKS SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM

Time circuits on. Flux Capacitor... fluxxing. Engine running. All right! Let's go Marty!”

The Dow Jones has dropped to its lowest level since 1997. That must really make stock brokers feel like they’ve wasted the past 12 years of their lives. No matter how much they have worked, sweat, or stolen, things are exactly where they were in 1997. I mean, I’ve fucked up and had to back track in my life a little, but never more than a decade. And I even had an oxycontin problem. 

I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna go buy some stock in yahoo and pets.com.

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