Friday, February 6, 2009

THE WORLD WILL END THIS FRIDAY AT 9:34 PM EST

It all starts when Nadya Suleman, the mother of the octuplets interview airs on NBC.

Nadya tells Ann Curry that she in unemployed, single, and already has 6 children, and that she knew how many fertilized eggs where put in her AND that she was aware that pregnancy aggravated an injury that has kept her from working and on workman’s comp since 1999.

Unfortunately God is also watching the interview. He’s already annoyed by all of this, but when he hears that Suleman has hired a publicist he loses his shit. It’s one thing to hire a Guadalajaran educated “doctor” to make a mockery of God’s greatest gift, but it’s a-whole-nother thing to hire some douche to help you brag about it.

He would have just killed Nadya, but Nadya’s like a roach: once you see her, you know you’ve got hundreds of her babies scurrying around your crawl space, and the Lord only knows where the rest of her eggs are, so God bug bombs us all. It’s for the best. 

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